读书，怎么办？Time to Study and I Feel Like... HOW?(Part 5)

Having Monday blues? Wish that the week will soon whizz past and that weekend break will be here soon?

Chill babe! Ha ha. Be rest assured that you will enjoy your schooldays as long as you view it positively and carry the right method in studying. I mean, learn and play!

And yes, despite the long school hours, you have absolutely NO REASON to complain about. You travel to school by bus, got fetched by your parents, or cycle, or walk there. At least, PLEASE BE HAPPY FOR THAT! "Winners never quit, quitters never win", remember?

在星期一，觉得郁闷、心烦意乱吗？希望时光快点流逝，周末加快脚步到来？

冷静下来啦！请诸位尽管放下心头大石，因为，你们其实能逍遥自在地享受校园生活。其实，校园生活压根儿不恐怖！读书，快乐又简单！嘻嘻嘻······

材料：

一杯乐观态度
一杯坚决不渝的上进心
三杯努力
半杯信心
适量挫折

用正确的读书方法把全部的材料搅匀即可。

还有，只要你能安全地上学，你就没有抱怨的地位。因厌恶上学而抱怨者，简直就是“身在福中不知福”！

Is there any reason for us to dread schooling? Look at these Indonesian kids who risk their lives for a proper education. Team, SALUTE!!!
看这些勇敢的印尼学童，为了争取完美教育，不惜生命危险。肃立，致敬！

Here's How you can pass by your days in school worthily, without getting bored or stressed up!

那么，如何在少压力、精神奕奕的状态下，好好度过校园生活呢？

#1: SIT IN THE FRONT ROWS 坐在前排

Unless you are ready to below par, always choose the front seats in class or the laboratory. Thus, here is my naughty trick: Book the front seats in the class for your friends and you at the first day of school! Yes, this sounds horribly childish and selfish, but it will certainly do you a lot of good! First come, first served right? Keep your head up if somebody chided you for booking the places when  he himself is late. You deserve the best! Ha ha.

I had tried sitting in front, in the middle and behind the class before. (Yes, we have the awful habit of running around places just to get close with our besties) By sitting in front of the class, it is easier for you to focus and pay attention to the teacher. Well, it is simply because you will be more likely to get spotted by the teachers!

课室或实验室前排应被视为首选，方为上上之策！雪人给你们这个诀窍：开学时，能早则早，早到校为自己和朋友订好前排。此举看似幼稚无比、自私寒酸，不过，毕竟先到先得嘛！

我就曾经试过在课室不同位子上课的效果：前排、中排、后排（我班同学就是有这种坏习惯：为了和朋友在一起，擅自换位！）坐在前排，就比较容易专心上课。（或许是因为较容易被老师睨视你的一举一动的关系吧！）

#2: FOCUS 100% IN CLASS

Pay full attention to your teacher's lessons ALL THE TIME! No talking, no fooling around, no text-messaging (here, on paper slips). Since most of the learning processes happen in the classroom, there is no reason for you to turn a deaf ear to your teacher's speeches. Once gone, it's gone! So how if you feel like dozing off in class, but fear of the "bullet" which travels at the speed of light? (Yes, the "bullet" is actually the duster thrown by teachers towards sleeping students in class)

只要有老师在课堂的每一秒，就要洗耳恭听。不许讲话，不能胡闹、不要传纸条······学习过程大都在课堂发生，那么，你们怎能对老师的金句装聋作哑呢？老师的教导就只有那一瞬间，只有那宝贵的一次！

Excuse yourself to the toilet and wash your face. Splashing cold tap water to your face actually renders you refreshed. Better still, if you wash your eyes at the same time.

得到老师允许后，去厕所洗脸。用冷水洗脸，会使你觉得清新，精神奕奕。

Excuse yourself for a drink. Drinking water provides oxygen to your body and revitalises your body. (Please, no soft drinks or canned coffee!)

Stretch your legs-under the desk! This keeps you alert, too! Plus, your teacher won't be able to notice it. Be sure to rest your legs once in a while though, and don't kick those in the front.

在书桌下伸展双脚。此举不但能使你保持清醒，老师也不能发现！不过，记得要偶尔使双脚休息，而且小心不要踢到前排！

It is better to take down notes while your teacher is babbling through the lesson. Besides supplementing for the previous notes that you had made, it helps you to focus and train your writing speed. Best of all, you will not return to dreamland any sooner!

老师在课堂内唠唠叨叨时，哦，不，训话时，就要赶快记下笔记。这能帮助你拥有更完整，更强的笔记。此外，你会更专心上课，训练写字速度，并不至于昏昏欲睡。

#3: BE VERY ACTIVE IN CLASS 在课堂展现活力吧！

Don't be shy; being shy will bring you to nowhere. Pump up your guts by raising your hand to answer any questions asked, or to read any passages when required, or better still, to ask questions to clear your doubts. By raising your hand, you are telling your teacher that you have a strong passion towards learning that particular topic. The teacher will not even rebuke you for every silly little mistake done; he will be even happier and appreciate your response! You learn from mistakes!

别害羞啦！马来谚语就有这么一句："Malu bertanya sesat jalan"嘛！打起十二分勇气，敢敢举手，回答问题、阅读课文等等，使自己融入上课气氛。勇敢举手向老师发问，那就更好。在课堂活跃，代表你专心上课。老师不但不会生气，反而会更欣赏你的行动呢！正所谓“经一事，长一智”嘛！

Don't bore your teachers, annoy your friends and be a spoilsport by asking your teacher silly, obvious questions though.

不过，不要问那些无关痛痒的问题哦！这么做，只会使老师、同窗门反感。

"Teacher, the process of making soap is saponification ah?"

"No lah, it's distillation."

-pregnant pause for effect-

ABUDEN???!!!

Okay, I hope you guys are not feeling tensed up while reading my super long post. Here's a video for you to cheer ya up!!!

喂喂喂，文篇太长，睡觉了吧？不要这样啦！我知道我的文章很长，送你们一个短篇看，娱乐你们。希望你们喜欢！=w=

-To be continued-